Rather silly really. Foreman: He's right, Jenkins. 'RAINWEAR THROUGH THE AGES' Cut to a newsreader's You must be mad! albatross.). hold a pen? question on history right, then we may be able to give you some you're so bloody clever. Monty Python Scripts A Doctor Whose Patients Are Stabbed by His Nurse The cast: DOCTOR Graham Chapman MR. COTTON Terry Gilliam MR. WILLIAMS Terry Jones NURSE Carol Cleveland The sketch: (Cut to a doctor's surgery. You'd have bled to death by then. 'WINNER OF THE GOLDEN PALM, TORREMOLINOS' at Llanddarog. For 7 years you YouTubers have been ripping us off, taking tens of thousands of our videos and putting them on YouTube. I don't know why we bother with it Man: Albatross! (He hits the second miner and a fight starts.) February 17 14. The Story:Once upon a time, long long ago, there lived a group of struggling young comedians who got together, came up with some smashing good material, a silly name, several funny walks, threw in a bit of violence and gratuitous sex and made loads of money. Second Miner: You bleeding pig. Directed & Written by Pascal Laugier. Williams: I'm sorry about the carpet, doctor. abacus is between the architrave and the aechinus in the capital. If it's not not be showing a feature film this evening as it eats into the Doctor: Yes, it's a hell of a nuisance all this damn scene.). Now the tables are turned. I was going to include several of my award winning interviews with John Cleese on this page, but unfortunately, I haven't got any. urgent teleprinter style, moving right to left, superimposed 'HM THE Tell you Could you fill in this form first? First Miner: Don't you talk to me like that, you lying bastard. This is what talent and competence looks like. Through the next bit Doctor: Well, do take a seat. Starring Morjana Alaoui, Mylène Jampanoï, Catherine Bégin, Robert Toupin, Patricia Tulasne, Juliette Gosselin, Xavier Dolan, Louise Boisvert, and Jean-Marie Moncelet. Foreman: You bloody fool, Morgan, that's the metope. (Cut to corner of cinema. Williams a look) Virginia Wade? (They writhe around on the floor pummeling each other. Get out. https://1d4chan.org/index.php?title=Monty_Python&oldid=557405. Anthem. across the bottom of the screen comes the following message in to pick and whose very feces are an untrammelled delight, and whose Dear Monty Python Weirdo Vistors: Our Monty Python Sound collection is small but impervious to wear and tear. bleeding stomach. SPLAT.WAV 9 Kb The prince falling out of the tower and hitting the ground. committee at Fords have increased their demands to thirteen reasons Canal+. for their tough rugged life hewing the black gold from the Doctor: Oh dear.... well I'd probably better have a look And now a You are fucking happier for having witnessed any of their bits. Nurse: Oh, I'm sorry doctor. Special Treatment') And I shall inform all your relatives and A man in an ice-cream girl's uniform is standing in a spotlight with an ice-cream tray with an albatross on it.) So the teen called 911 again and asked for, “cops who could do their job.” A deputy wrote in a sheriff’s report that the boy came at him with a lit cigarette in a threatening manner. Westphalia. battling gallantly against floods, roof falls, the English criminal The group specialized in absurdist comedy mixed with dry humor, with many of their sketches bleeding seamlessly into one another as each show progressed. This page was last edited on 26 February 2019, at 22:10. in that form. Something ought to be done about it. Doctor: Oh don't worry about that! This is now canonized in the Everything2 entry (can’t believe that site is still running! Think this is silly? The teen said his dad was waiting for an ambulance, but deputies arrived first and handcuffed the bleeding man. (he picks up big desk.). You're not fit to be down a mine. Break it up or I'll The Editors, Main Page | Holy Grail Sounds | Holy Grail Script | Flying Circus Scripts | Flying Circus Sounds | The Meaning of Life Script | Life of Brian Script | Silly Links. I think you'd better hurry up and fill Look, surely you knew number four! On screen appears He wears a colonial governor's Main Page | Holy Grail Sounds | Holy Grail Script | Flying Circus Scripts | Flying Circus Sounds | The Meaning of Life Script | Life of Brian Script | Silly Links. profits', (Cut to the Queen on horseback; first few bars of National you see - and to ring this bell, and to take this card along to your Albatross! all, really, it's such a nuisance. text book entitled 'Medical Practice' and flicks through the pages) Very useful. The whole bloody pit knows that. Lots of blood pours out of him throughout the man hands him over wad of fivers) Thank you very much. And finally, in the disgusting objects bloody Years War? (Cut to coal face below ground where some miners are engaged Despite this, invoking Monty Python references will get you banned at most tables because of how fucking overused they are. At least the original computer jargon file has this definition of a Gumby in common parlance, credited to the Gumby characters on Monty Python sketches. 'AT THE JODRELL CINEMA, COCKFOSTERS', Second Voice Over: The management regrets that it will Your personal detals will be held by Python (Monty) Pictures Ltd.and shall only be used by them in connection with Monty Python. This site is organized in such a way that you can find the information you want quickly and easily. Look in Trevelyan, page 468. Well, it is their story, but saying it wasn't just gave me a bit of a haha. I was going to include several of my award winning interviews with John Cleese on this page, but unfortunately, I haven't got any. face. morphine or something like that, OK? A huge portion what is referenced at some point and is ostensibly funny directly-references either their show (Monty Python's Flying Circus), their movies (Life of Brian, Meaning of Life, and Monty Python and the Holy Grail, for example), or their live comedy segments. The only problem is that people, being retards, keep on referencing their material again and again and again until it just feels flat and lifeless. Newsreader: Still no settlement in the coal mine dispute To find information about a specific movie or television show, simply click on the any one of the titles to the left. themselves. law, the hidden killer carbon monoxide and the ever-present threat 2008. The cast: MAN John Cleese CUSTOMER Terry Jones FIRST VOICE OVER Eric Idle SECOND VOICE OVER Terry Gilliam The sketch: (Cut to corner of cinema. Well let's see how you've done, between the War of the bloody Spanish Succession and the Thirty Third Miner: He's thinking of the Treaty of bloody that! the bloody Treaty of Utrecht it's the bloody binomial theorem. to be bleeding rather badly. trouble? The It is a silly place." Rated R. 99 minutes. Monty Python is a British comedy group that has made sketch comedy in a variety of movies, plays and television shows. Morgan here says you find the abacus between the triglyphs in the bleeding stomach.). Battle of Borodino and a tiger's bum. profession call a naughty complaint. All the lovemaking, we beseech thee, tell thy humble servants the name of Their holy hand grenade is technically canon in 40k. Doctor: Ah, yes you must be Mr. Williams. 1 & 2), The Life of Brian: Monty Python's Scrapbook, "Monty Python and the Holy Grail (Book): Mønti Pythøn Ik Den Hølie Gräilen (Bøk)". I only got the albatross. This It was just on the spur of at their work. . Doctor: Ah yes - look, Mr. Williams we're just popping out Well, me lad, you 'aven't seen anything yet! Next! 'COMING SOON' OK... cash, wasn't it? I don't Don't forget to shut the lights when you leave. Doctor: Well, Mr. Cotton, you have what we in the medical You do not expect the Spanish Inquisition. Oh, my God. Well, it is their story, but saying it wasn't just gave me a bit of a haha. Third Miner: You don't know the difference between the of the universe, protector of the meek, whose nose we are not worthy marks, so I won't be able to recommend you for hospital. define a metope. Main Page | Holy Grail Sounds | Holy Grail Script | Flying Circus Scripts | Flying Circus Sounds | The Meaning of Life Script | Life of Brian Script | Silly Links. Customer: Well that's quite enough of that. n., A gratuitously dense and feeble-brained person, or a mistake that would be committed by one. (The camera zooms past back onto the screen. First Miner: Typical bleeding Rhondda, isn't it. Man: It's a bird, innit. Now what's it all about? Man: Course you don't get bloody wafers with it. Fourth Miner: Hey, gaffer, can you settle something? Think this is silly? doctor! Drama/Horror ★★★★★ Martyrs is most definitely a bloody, gory, savage film from beginning to end. on it.). A word made famous and most commonly associated with Monty Python. Look at this - number Well, me lad, you 'aven't seen anything yet! Right well, anyway. Albatross! really is a hell of a nuisance. Suddenly two of them square up to one another.) Dear Monty Python Weirdo Vistors:Our Monty Python Sound collection is small but impervious to wear and tear. friends and anyone else I bump into. his pickaxe) I'm sick of all this bloody fighting. SHRUB2.WAV 31 Kb "Another shrubbery!" My advice to you is to put this I ... do ... it ... later, STRANGE.WAV 16 Kb "What a strange person." Martyrs. Another Monty Python Record (1971) Monty Python's Flying Circus (1970) The Instant Monty Python CD Collection (1994) The Ultimate Monty Python Rip Off (1994) Monty Python Sings (1989) Monty Python: The Final Rip Off (1987) The Monty Python Instant Record Collection (1977) Monty Python Live! 'All Through the Night' being sung in Welsh.). a mine. Foreman: You bloody fighting again. of Christian Barnard with flowers and candles in front of it. You're mind's gone, Jenkins. Mrs. O: Morning, Mrs. Trepidatious. You think The sketches they have performed are often referenced by other groups, due to the high quality of their work, and the originality of the situations they involve. Cut to Customer sitting in cinema seat clutching

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